I'm intrigued, myself, but to each his or her own.

nice

Hey now, you're married. no polygamy please.

amen to that

sweet and sour? lol

Since when is being smart gross? Just Saying.

sorry I meant for that to be two separate sentences.

Lmao xD ^

Spoken like a true horny teenager...!

XD

This story would only be believable if the OP is under 20.

Yeah maybe so. Still could work though. :P If she's gullible which I doubt.

Not everyone is a massive prude like you.

Way to really hammer your point home, 32, by showing such respect to 30.

Its not being a prude its just all i want is your sweet ******* makes you sound like a douche. Knowing the odds he prob is a douche just like you number 32.

Worded the wrong way, maybe? You should've made it romantic, OP. Like say, "Well, I know it's really cold this winter. All I really want for Christmas is to know that you're warm next to me." Then add in a ";)" if you're really trying to get the point accross that you're on Santa's naughty list.

80 is right, wanting a little respect doesn't make a person prude. I know some girls that would probably beat a dudes ass for saying that shit and they're pretty far from prude. one of them is my guy friends ex and I hear she was a freak in the sheets....sooo yeah.

Let me get this straight, don't you dare "demean" your girlfriend by telling her you want her sweet ******* in your face because that's disrespectful, but do feel free to discuss what your girlfriend is like in bed with your friends? Interesting... For all we know she's into him saying things like that to her. Who are we to judge what's acceptable within their relationship? My husband and I banter back and forth in a similar tone to the OP's text. People have called my husband a male chauvinist and I have laughed in their faces for it. That's just the way we are with each other. It's fun!

Yep, exactly 112.

Geez, how many of you saying this is disrespectful have actually been in a serious relationship? My girlfriend and I talk like that to each other all the time. It's not disrespectful. It's called being comfortable with each other. Just like you'd joke around with your friends, saying "hurtful" things when it's just a joke. If you can't make innocent jokes to your significant other, then it isn't going to work out. Due to the fact that OP's text was blunt and straight to the point, I'm guessing this is not the first time he's said something intimate to her. She would have said to stop if she didn't like it. My girlfriend says it's flattering and it turns her on a bit. There's nothing wrong with doing that, is there?

Oh, boy. This was blown way out of hand. 112 is by far the best comment in this thread. The bottom line is: in every relationship, there'll be a different idea of what's acceptable. Although it may appear to do so, my first comment in this thread is not supporting 30, but merely reprimanding 32 for being rude.