Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 20:36 - Canada

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Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
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MissHumanoid 0

Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D

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smiller0789 3

That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.

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FYLminerocks 7

Cancel message.. cancel message.... FML.. try doing that with your friend (with benefits) and you're dad..

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MLuckyCapoeirist 6

If the trainer is a man, he is texting his bodybuilder-like friends, you are dead... If the trainer is a women, she is texting her bodybuilder-like boyfriend, you are dead... ...yeah...FYL

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GarryG 0

just say some little kid was messing around on ur phone...

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ayleyyasuko 0

I lol'd at this one for some time there

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Shemozzle 2

Today. I received a text message from one of my personal training clients saying, "All I want is to touch your sweet *******." I'm a man. FML.

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courtsx 0

YDI for saying "*******" she's trying to be nice and get you a present. Show a bit of respect... But FYL if the trainer is a guy... then you have your face to worry about... x

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irelandguy 0

instead of FML-ing, do damage control. text your trainer 'sorry that was for my girlfriend.'

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tchaikovsky93 0

LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!! Made my day :)

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