Creepy Susan

By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
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KKMH 3

go out there and keep yo pimp hand strong!!!

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_facepalm_12 0

This sounds like a plot to a horror movie

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juturnaamo 29

Get a female friend to act like a jealous GF and make her stay away

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juturnaamo 29

Well, it can't be that bad if you're more concerned about people thinking you're gay.

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pretty_coin 11

how is that being more concerned people think im gay? she said get a female friend to act as my jealous girlfriend, and I was simply correcting that in fact, I am a female myself.

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juturnaamo 29

Girls can have girlfriends though.

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KaelaKhaotic 5

Everyone has one of those creeps...

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kobalt_fml 5

Sounds like she might have Borderline Personality Disorder.

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LaDeFreakinDa 4

no.... that sounds nothing like borderline..... at all..... maybe you should read about it before you make dumb comments.

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ToriOhYeah 0

I have a crazy neighbor that always wants to play outside with me! She's in the 7th grade and when I tell no, I cant play outside with her, she says okay, leaves and comes back like 20 min later..

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pretty_coin 11

Thats like my neighbour... except shes sixteen..........

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ToriOhYeah 0

That's...weird haha

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LTpast 3

Tell her you have some rare disease if she isn't too intelligent; or maybe you just have some off and on cold. (I have no idea how to fix this without lying unless you move; best of luck!)

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ToriOhYeah 0

Yeah I told her I had something wrong with my eye, and it was contagious, thn after I told her, she was like... So can you hang out? I said no and shut the door.

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ajalan 4

If I was him I would watch you while you slept and touch myself. I would go into your bathtub and pull out all the hair I could find in your drain and I would take a piece of gum and chew it and then chew your drain hair with the gum and I would imagine I was eating you.

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