Creepy, Parents and Intimacy: Creeped out

Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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Same thing different taste

By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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Uncanny

By ToobyFrank - 06/03/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, my mother told me she didn't want my girlfriend spending the night anymore. I asked why, she said she heard us doing the nasty the night before and I denied it, hoping I could call her bluff. She paused for a moment and moaned EXACTLY like my girlfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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Icepick in the ears time

By Anonymous - 08/09/2012 11:38 - United States - Salem

Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By scarred - 27/07/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML

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By BlackPolarbear - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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herbasaur 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 20:16

maybe it was your girlfriend O.o

illmatic2 16

Sunday 22 August 2010 20:01

My first guess would be your dog.

Comments

Yanni_S 0

Monday 6 September 2010 21:36

Maybe his dad was banging his girlfriend.. oh snap!

NovaMarie 0

Monday 1 November 2010 7:55

Oedipus complex, anyone? Somewhere beyond the grave, Freud is celebrating another victory.

pman590 8

Saturday 13 November 2010 10:07

well, maybe it wasn't your mom groaning..

chacha101908 0

Monday 15 November 2010 7:27

it's a surprise ur alive lol

austinbrooks 3

Monday 15 November 2010 23:16

ahhhh now I do to!

Craven_Morrhead 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 16:04

Reminds me of the old song "I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad!"

TheJimAubrey 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 22:10

Quite frankly, YDI so damn bad, just because you refer to 'making love' as "sexual intercourse." And for living in Queensland, and having bigger problems other than not being able to drink your Australian 396-proof beer.