Cheating and Love: Creative new ways to be a shitgibbon

You do know that just because his alphabet soup had the letters 'Jo', it doesn't mean he was confessing to having had an affair with someone by that name, right?

Epikouros 31

Monday 25 November 2013 9:41

You're right, Jo could have been short for John in Oz.

ericm87 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 23:47

Creative atleast

CrazyMelvin 14

Monday 25 November 2013 0:05

Did he spell correctly?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 November 2013 23:07

Yes, but he used no punctuation.

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Here's another FML video from our friends at 10secondtraumas.com. Enjoy! Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tre...

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Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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Today, after I found a mental help app that I actually liked, it referred me to a doctor after only two days of using it. FML

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Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML

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Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML

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Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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