Crazy nights

By Ugh... - 20/07/2010 08:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 542
You deserved it 10 067

Same thing different taste

Top comments

schwancy 2

boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.

perdix 29

Wake him up with a *******. No guy can sleep through that.

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bleedforMayheM 0

using his download,**** you bitch

my mom snores loudly and for the next 2 weeks we r on vacation... sharing the same hotel room... the earplugs don't even block out the noise

Well that's not bad. He was probably tired, you shouldn't have expected action. After fifteen days of not seeing my boyfriend, I got to his place and he napped. I couldn't sleep because the people living above him were moving furniture. Three hours I layed there, and then when he woke up i felt sick and he had a fever. He turned on a movie and got me food, but I threw up...and it was fine, we were both okay with not having sex at that point and time.

Aw, I'm sure he was just really tired. Plus, if you really, REALLY wanted it, I'm sure you could have woken him up for sex. I mean, I doubt he'd have been angry. In fact, he probably would have been pleased to know that you wanted him enough to wake him up. You should have let him nap a while and then woke him up and asked if he was ready to go!

Of course, another story about a girl who is impossible to please. She should count her blessings, at least she doesn't have a boyfriend who constantly thinks about sex and only sex. And I'm sure even if he was awake and wanted to do it, you'd STILL complain about him only wanting sex. Bitches being bitches

should've put his penis in your mouth. he would've woken up quickly after that