Health: Cravings

Cravings

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bay Shore

Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML

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By Glutton - 28/01/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML

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By Stop being healthy - 22/04/2017 22:00

Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML

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By GetFuzzy - 18/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was on the phone with my diet coach. I was telling her how I lost 3 pounds this week. I was saying this while eating a bag of chips, a beer in my hand and cooking a 3-meat pizza. FML

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By daydreamer - 29/07/2012 05:12 - United States - Wilton

Today, I began to daydream about going on a diet and losing some weight. As I did so, I unknowingly reached for a giant bag of chips and ate the whole thing. Now, I have stopped daydreaming and am sitting alone and depressed. And I'm all out of chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my co-worker offered me sweets, then chocolate and then biscuits. Repeatedly. She knows I'm trying to diet for my wedding. She does this every day. FML

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Cravings

By kylie - 25/12/2018 00:00

Today, I’m trying to be healthy. My friends suggested I keep junk food out of the house so I don’t crave it. Yeah, that didn’t work. My car wouldn’t start so I actually made the four-mile walk to the nearest grocery store to get junk food. FML

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Shit eating grin

By lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By Bonapp - 09/02/2012 22:11 - France

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Wednesday 5 February 2014 9:01

No shame in loving chocolate. Camly grab it and run away.

Greenteamextreme 16

Wednesday 5 February 2014 9:02

To hell with the carrots!

Comments

telli164 30

Wednesday 5 February 2014 9:24

Hahah awkwarddddd.

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 5 February 2014 9:33

after the diet produces results he will wish he took you up on that offer you made to the snickers. btw good for you, snickers is ******* delicious. I would have cracked.

angelicdevil 16

Wednesday 5 February 2014 10:07

unless they happen to have carb or sugar problems. Then in that case it wouldn't matter if they exercised.

angelicdevil 16

Wednesday 5 February 2014 10:12

diabetes, insulin resistance and polycystic ovarian syndrome can all cause weight gain if not eating a low carb, low sugar diet

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 10:39

It is understandable...After all it is a Snickers

worthlessACfan 11

Wednesday 5 February 2014 11:18

so you said you want God? xD

Ari1337 15

Wednesday 5 February 2014 18:04

no.

142_cats 13

Wednesday 5 February 2014 13:08

I don't think that's the kind of inching you wanted OP.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 February 2014 13:21

Good for you for sticking to your diet...keep it up...maybe you could indulge once and a while...

thelittlemissy 29

Wednesday 5 February 2014 13:45

I hear ya! Chocolate cravings are constant. I make myself a nice chocolate shake on chocolate almond milk, coconut milk, bananas, and cacao powder ;) you should try it!