Kids and School: Cool

Cool

By indi1011 - 20/04/2009 12:21 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out." He was right. FML

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You deserved it 25 513

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By Debbie3247 - 07/07/2017 08:30 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I taught a high school class on public speaking. When I explained how important it was for a presentation to be polished and professional, one kid asked, "Is it professional for your skirt to be tucked into your underwear? I didn't know they made My Little Pony panties for adults." FML

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You deserved it 2 195

By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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You deserved it 6 056

By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML

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You deserved it 414

By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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You deserved it 73 615

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 477

By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 9 019

By BlueyedKat - 11/04/2016 17:40 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I gave a presentation to a class of 70+ people. No one bothered to tell me my fly was unzipped. No wonder they were all smiling. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

By Fangirl#1 - 29/10/2018 22:10

Today, students were permitted to wear costumes at my school, but only about half of us did. In 4th period a guy asked me, "What are you supposed to be?" I wasn’t wearing a costume. FML

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You deserved it 319

By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 891

You deserved it 9 069

bluejean0991 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

how can you not know your pants were inside out? wouldn't you have a hard time buttoning them......

falcons666 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:05

Haha owned... Well at least u proved ur point about not having to be cool :D

Comments

jtaylor991 6

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:39

Fake. Listen 2 #9

lizlaz 2

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:02

At least it proved your point!

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 3 July 2009 16:26

Haha a lecture gone totally wrong

cruhl49 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 7:43

Dum kid

blue_eyes_ 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 13:33

lolz

yaktazuki 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:47

Atleast he was polite about saying it

sparrowhawk_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 10:02

according to Back to the Future 2 you're just 6 years aheas of your time.

TeenieAmerica 9

Thursday 16 December 2010 6:26

Why is everyone dissing this FML? It's hilarious.

Caitlyn36 8

Friday 16 November 2012 2:48

for everyone saying this is fake, as 71 said, not all women's dress pants have buttons or zippers. So she may not have been wearing sweats, but dress pants without buttons or a zipper. check the facts before you call fake.