Sex, Accident and Intimacy: Cool moves, bro - FML

Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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Cool move, dude

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 09:47 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Spicy

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Spicy

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Spicy

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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You tried

By Loveless - 10/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, during foreplay, I was trying to be sexy. But instead I fell off the bed, landed in the laundry basket, and was attacked by the dog. FML

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robertlovespi 3

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:29

That's a different way to break the bed during sex...

richy90255 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:31

THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean

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kquelly 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:01

How do u fall THROUGH a bed?!?!?!?

Primmly 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:04

Are you sure you're not a ghost?

thisismeFMLing 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:08

Boyfriend's FML: Today, in attempt to look strong, I picked up my fatass girlfriend and threw her on the bed, she fell through. FML.

puddin128 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:26

Well it ain't his fault....

Lionesse 15

Sunday 1 July 2012 1:53

Just walk it off and say "Damn bed was defective when I bought it" and continue your passion filled day :D No biggie

ceejay_williams 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:33

OMG!! I agree with 10 though ... o_O srry

unknown_user5566 26

Sunday 1 July 2012 5:44

This is the second time I've seen you pat a whole new comment just to reply to someone else. Use the reply to comment feature; it's there for a reason.

kaitie311 1

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:37

DAMN!!!!! Are you that fat, did you hear it whimper!?

emenesso 13

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:42

Turn off no-clip mode, OP. :P FYL lol, that sucks.

Sierra_Rose_1 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 3:28

fyl ! maybe it just might be time to go to the store for a new bed !

botdflove 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 4:32

Haha That's sad

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