Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

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Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
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robertlovespi 3

That's a different way to break the bed during sex...

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richy90255 8

THe bed must have been worn out ... If u know what I mean

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broim13calm_down 8

Atleast you weren't in the hospital with glass wounds and a concussion.(:

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vanessaizawesome 8

Why would she have glass wounds?? Or was that from another fml?

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

It's another FML reference. The guy dropped his girlfriend through the coffee table during sex and they had to go to the hospital.

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hockeyoceancity 13

Probally not the only thing he did hard to her... The bed got worn out some how...

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Quinn32 16

Maybe it was Hulk throwing her on the bed...

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gracehi 31

Shouldn't have gotten that bed from Ikea, I guess. He was just testing its durability after he assembled it and well...it failed.

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whosindahouse 9

And then the metal bar hit her in the face (Other FML reference)

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A7X_LoVeee 10

You're* Don't mean to be an ass but if you're going to insult someone at least do it right.

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winnerme123 8

At least it wasn't a glass table.

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unknown_user5566 26

A coffee table is still, in fact, a table.

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amak1228 3

It doesn't necessarily mean you're fat... The bed might have been pretty old, and the force of being thrown too hard...

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Keliosan 6

Tell him to buy a costume and prowl the streets fighting crime, because that sounds like it was ******* awesome. Aside from you being the thing he put through your bed...

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asleepingbear 8

Go get a temperpedic from jordons furniture I heard they were nice and cozy

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gracehi 31

What are you a spokesperson or something? No spam, please!

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