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Cheeky

By Jane - 07/12/2009 10:33 - United States

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Today, I found out the weekly coffee talks my husband was having with his ex-girlfriend stopped involving coffee about 2 years ago. FML

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Top comments

silencerider151 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:09

It took you how many years to realize that private meetings between him and his ex could be a problem?

mari3644 0

Monday 7 December 2009 16:10

Why was he even having "talks" with his ex girlfriend??

Comments

shoower_fml 9

Sunday 23 November 2014 14:11

Wow, seriously are you that stupid or naive ? Wtf did you think was gonna happen, I would of cut that shit off within a week. Ex's are not allowed to talk, maybe online but never ever in person

Klwulffy 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 18:00

An ex is an ex. If he sees his ex it probably involves sex.

xer096 7

Sunday 13 September 2015 16:46

Sorry that's a bad thing but if he's been having PRIVATE coffee talks with his EX then those are some serious red flags and I have trouble feeling sorry for you

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 November 2015 3:27

Why was he meeting her in the first place?

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