Channelling GG Allin

By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9

Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

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perdix 29

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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maz95 17

I wonder if after he sobered up, he remembered anything or had to be told about the shit he created...

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theburninator 1

He's just following the beautiful work of GG Allin

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cannonman1863 17

Look at it this way, people who were there won't soon forget your band

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zombieinahearse 3

Been listening to too much gg allin?

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btx2 9

Cocain is one hell of a drug.

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1dvs_bstd 41

Guys guys there's nothing funny about seeing your leadsinger pull down his pants... m'kay, maybe use his hands to separate his buttcheeks on the stage... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' stage and letting out a fudge dragon for all the fans to see!

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little_one 20

So is that the new band logo? a massive pile of shit? Very grunge Kurt would be proud it's a metaphor for ******** on "the man" before "the man" ***** on you! ...Now who had to clean it up? Cause they got the shit end of the stick.

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