Music, Concert and Miscellaneous: Channelling GG Allin - FML

Channelling GG Allin

By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML

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guemarez 9

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:23

Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

perdix 29

Thursday 20 December 2012 16:32

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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Z_Diggy 8

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:08

I bet they got more than they paid for

sisco2901 20

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:17

"Shit happens."

javalogix 6

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:44

jackass !!

toelie 26

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:45

How avant-garde.

imaghostbusteryo 1

Thursday 20 December 2012 23:54

If he kept singing the whole time, I'd be impressed.

Shayton 12

Friday 21 December 2012 2:31

Sounds like a shitty band.

buckdharma 36

Friday 21 December 2012 2:34

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls his shitty Haynes underwear down helpless patrons drinking Heineken scream bug eyed as he looks out at them oh no, they say he's got to go drank to much Miller oh no, there went his casserole...

Arch27 27

Friday 21 December 2012 14:57

Blue Öyster Dump!

AidenSurvival 7

Friday 21 December 2012 3:07

What a shitty performance.

AlexRen 21

Friday 21 December 2012 3:53

Is that Jonny Craig?

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 21 December 2012 5:30

Lmfao. Ozzy Osbourne ain't got shit on him.

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