Cereal killer

By Kyley - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Froot Loop. FML
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KnightAngela1109 10

Dang that sucks, just tell him that is fine I always wanted some cocoa puffs!

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wally1989 0

Maybe he is gay he wants fruit loops

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bkj92 5

All a fruit loop is, is a gay Cheerio, so is he implying he is a little crooked?

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nanxi 30

That's one way to come out of the closet.

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perdix 29

Looks like he loaded up on Fiber One and dumped you.

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Kibaruto 33

If he keeps up that attitude, he'll end up with a frosted flake.

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PawnShopPenguin 4

By the way he broke up with you, your ex sounds like he has some fruity pebbles.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

So, he wants something sugary that may or may not give him diabetes instead of something that can lower his cholesterol? OORRRR His wrist is broken. (Think about it, damn it)

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robc32ca 4

So... He's gone gay?

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