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Today, I hooked up with a freshman at a party. No foreplay, just a quickie. The boy was a virgin, had phimosis, and didn't know. He started to bleed and scream, causing everyone from the party to gather around the bathroom door. He left with his dick bleeding and now everyone is saying I have a snapping vagina. FML

By Lilica - / Tuesday 13 June 2017 21:00 / Brazil
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By  I'madumbass  |  14

I have a couple of questions: 1) What grade are you in? 2) Is this high school or college? I would understand if it's a freshman in high school, but a freshman in college should be more mature. FYL.

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  cacheson  |  38

Ok ok I have to do this now because of what you said: Vagina dentata What a wonderful phrase Vagina dentata Ain't no passing craze It means no fucking For the rest of your days It's a penis free Philosophy Vagina dentata *Takes bow, shielding face for thumbs down*

By  I'madumbass  |  14

I have a couple of questions: 1) What grade are you in? 2) Is this high school or college? I would understand if it's a freshman in high school, but a freshman in college should be more mature. FYL.

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  Glowworm56  |  21

Well there is a rather obscure slang term for the vagina called a "cooter" which is also a kind of turtle. So a snapping turtle vagina does actually make some sense.

By  texaskitty86  |  25

To save others the google search... "Phimosis: A condition in which the foreskin of the penis is too tight to be pulled back to reveal the glans. This usually causes no problems and nothing needs be done" I can definitely see how not knowing about this could cause issues during sex, ouch!

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  MrBlaTi  |  2

what the? No. not considering the facts and not even making a play on the snapping vagina. Condoms don't reduce the stress on the foreskin, neither do they protect against snapping anythings.

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