Customers, Public freakouts, Cops and Work: Catering to idiots

Catering to idiots

By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, a man attempted to sue my business for giving him food poisoning. I make soap. When I called the cops on him for disturbing the peace, I was told, "Maybe next time you'll put 'not edible' on your label." FML

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By I'm the boss, not you - 26/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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You got lawyered

By fckmylife - 20/12/2016 19:47

Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML

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By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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By Alice - 27/05/2011 05:46 - Australia

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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Punk rock

By Shitfaced - 22/11/2022 12:00

Today, some punk tried the "flaming bag of dog poop" trick on me. I caught him in the act and smashed the unlit bag across his face. Now he's "traumatized" and wants to press charges. FML

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By KereKris - 01/12/2016 19:18

Today, I wrote a bad review for a pizza place after their pizza gave me food poisoning. Now, they won't stop calling me, begging me to take my review down in exchange for free pizza. I have tried to tell them that I wouldn't eat their pizza again even if I got paid to do so, but they won't listen. FML

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By DocKreso - 28/06/2013 21:59 - Croatia - Split

Today, I had to remove a glass bottle, complete with an ineffective pullstring, from a patient's rectum. He claimed that he'd accidentally sat on it, and later threatened to sue me for every penny if I breathed a word of it to anyone. Oops, looks like I just did. FML

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People gonna be people

By Anonymous - 13/01/2022 10:59

Today, I had to fix signs to a pond in the public park, stating that the water is not fit for drinking. Yes, this is after someone drank the water, became very sick, and successfully sued us for not having a sign up telling him the pond of mucky brown water with fish in isn’t fresh drinking water. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart

Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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KingDead 18

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:06

Common sense; not so common

that1guyyy 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 9:06

You should really clean up your act.

Comments

bubble_burst 16

Thursday 28 March 2013 6:05

That would make sense if you had "flavoured" soaps and by that I mean scented. A LOT of idiots out there would think just because your soap smells like apple, it is made up of apple. I'm actually surprised no one has tried to eat an iPhone and sue apple for selling inedible products ;-)

MDTeddy 13

Thursday 28 March 2013 10:27

Another fml involving people who are ******* dumb. Common sense is soap is not food. WTF is wrong with people?

girl112791 2

Friday 29 March 2013 11:07

You just know something is VERY wrong with the people around you when you have to label soap as "not-edible."

yourlifesucksHA 14

Friday 29 March 2013 16:59

Yo wtf the cops are more idiots than the guy who ate the soap. Put a label on it?!? ******* imbecile!!

Plasmalaser 11

Friday 29 March 2013 20:39

"Murica

a_maelstrom 7

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:09

Sounds like a joke to me, not worthy of FML. Someone call the cops this op wasted our time

naiveprophet 15

Sunday 31 March 2013 8:28

My cousin makes soaps that actually look exactly like desserts. She brought them to a family reunion once and my boyfriend and I almost ate them... :D