Bronies for life

By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
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GemmaStyles 14

Your name makes me wonder how many times this exactly happened before..

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Failure_Inc 12

That will be a fun story to tell a girl he brings home someday, won't it?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

If I had a brother like that and he finally found a girl, I wouldn't have wanted to ruin it.. I mean at least if he had a girlfriend, OP probably wouldn't have to worry about finding him wanking to My Little Pony.

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perdix 29

#12, if he has MLP, what does he need a girl for?

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someguy314159265 15

12: I'm going to need an evil mind like yours for my future plans some day. I hope you'll consider it.

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why57why 21

I don't know what to say except FALCON DICK PUNCH and also have a talk with him

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Nolimit2217 32

This seems to be an increasingly common type of behavior.. Scary.

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golden_warrior 23

Did I miss something? When the f**k did this become a common behaviour?

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inthedopeshow 17

In another FML, the author found my little pony **** on her boyfriend's laptop. There's creeps in every fandom and recently it's been a little more noticeable among the my little pony community. (I didn't use the word bronies because someone in another comment mentioned a distinction between bronies and the creepier fans and I don't want to offend any innocent viewers)

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Ambience138 11

59 - Having a sexual fetish for something that isn't human really isn't that creepy. Don't knock it because you don't understand it.

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inthedopeshow 17

I'm not trying to judge anyone, 119, but they're abusing the innocence of a cartoon for girls aged 3-9. I try so hard not to judge but the people who are sexually interested in my little pony come off as creepy to me because it seems like both ********** and pedophilia as the pony characters are like children. Sorry if I've offended.

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SweetJTBR 22

He's a dirty little clopper, ooh, dirty little clopper ooh, a dirty little clopper~

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Schiffy 18

This isn't being a brony, this is just being disturbing.

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rawr_ily96 24

FINALLY! Someone who knows the difference!

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Ambience138 11

Yeah seriously, you're getting a bit preachy. We get it, you don't wanna have sex with Twilight, it's fine.

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RainbowInput 8

I'm really not sure how to react to this. Why would he be doing it in the living room? You'd think he'd go in a more private area to do that.

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Zoeythedinosaur 17

You'd think he just wouldn't do that, period.

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

He must be desperate & not get any action .-.

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ABillOnFire 15

from how obsessed some of the fans of that show are, I can believe this 100%

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theworldismad 10

completely agree. they have role play groups that I've seen in person and a whole bunch of role play groups on instagram and they have pages for each pony

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rawr_ily96 24

The people with this fetish are not true bronies. They are looked down on by most bronies, and we avoid associating with know cloppers.

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Ambience138 11

Shut up already, broken record. I have a feeling you're a clopper in denial.

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perdix 29

I take it you're not a Pegasister, otherwise you'd hand him some tissues and lotion and supported him. Figuratively speaking, of course.

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raesos91 26

I think the lotion might be a little overrated for him.. Mane 'n Tail should do the trick.

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buckdharma 36

Bronies prefer Brawney, but only if they're cloppers while watching My Little Pony cause it's the quicker picker upper.

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