Money, Thief and Miscellaneous: Bother-in-law

Bother-in-law

By disgruntled stepdaughter - 06/03/2013 19:11 - United States - Reno

Today, my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me, dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets, and called me a whore for having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her, because she's "on her period." FML

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You deserved it 2 724

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By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML

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You deserved it 2 332

By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 036

By nothing is sacred - 23/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I caught my mom using my toothbrush and washcloth again, despite her having both her own bathroom and supplies. I asked her to please not use mine, to which she called me an ungrateful bitch. My dad agreed. Yet they wonder why I've been desperately saving money to move out. FML

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You deserved it 496

By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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You deserved it 2 262

By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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You deserved it 4 182

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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You deserved it 3 691

Sneaky

By Anonymous - 15/06/2023 10:00

Today, I caught my dad stealing my money again, after I'd warned him he was on his last chance. I threw him out, since he’s been sleeping rough on my sofa. He reported me to the authorities for "elder abuse" and showed them fresh bruises I know the conniving old bastard gave himself. I was handcuffed. FML

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You deserved it 75

Like that's an excuse

By lydia - 01/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML

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You deserved it 138

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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You deserved it 3 387

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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You deserved it 19 443

howdeedoo 22

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:34

Blow up her car and say "I'm on my period"

pvtmeives 4

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:32

Quick Cinderella run before the evil stepmom makes you her slave

Comments

still_guns 16

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:52

shes worse than my stepdad!

JoeCookieRaider 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:28

Your stepdad has periods?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:53

So acting like a maniacal **** is excused by some minor hormonal changes? Interesting.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:00

Give it to us straight, Doc- do you think she may be suffering from some kind of extreme shift in hormones, resulting in an erratic, unstable behavioral change? ...Or is she just a MegaBitch?

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:15

Who of thunk, Doc?

gc327072 30

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:36

"Officer I didn't tear that man's arm off and beat him to death with it, it's just these teenage hormones, y'know?"

DocBastard 38

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:54

Notice how well I'm ignoring that comment, Pleo? Oh wait...ah, shit.

xtremlysean 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:57

Someone needs a tampon shoved up their ass.

HeartOfLead 24

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:21

Wow! I can't believe my fellow FMLers passed up such an opportunity- so I'll do the honors... I guess while OP's stepmom will be trying to shove a tampon up her ass, you'll be trying get your head out of yours.

aliyourpally 12

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:00

Do the same thing to them and say its because you're on your period

dancinwookie 21

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:03

Damn it! Great (twisted) minds think alike.

dancinwookie 21

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:01

Turnabout is fair play.

mkcherry 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:02

the moment you get your period begin acting like a heinous bitch. Wait for her to do something, anything small, and then dump cat litter or just the poop into her shoes, add dye to her makeup products, put nair in her conditioner (it sits longer than shampoo), pour salt/sugar onto all of her food, switch her coffee to decaf without telling her. Also anything else horrible you can think of then promptly blame it on your period and pretend to break down crying due to your weakened emotional state :)