Work and Swimming pool: Bodyshaming

Bodyshaming

By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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Entitled

By hate this job - 09/06/2021 19:59

Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By kaitlyna15 - 01/08/2012 01:54 - United States - Bellevue

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

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Dumbass friends

By georgehentson - 04/08/2021 20:01

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML

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Bad moon rising

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2013 16:07 - United States - Katy

Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By Fatnlonely - 20/08/2019 12:00

Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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anag0212 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:52

"Today, I was in the pool at a waterpark when the supervisor came to me saying someone had complained.Aparently the complained was that there was a topless girl in the pool, the topless "girl" was me,I'm a guy, I'm 15. FML"

bartender_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:49

man boobs should be covered either way.

Comments

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:00

In a couple days we'll probably see this posted on the site. "Today, I was at a water park when one of the supervisors came up to me and said I wasn't allowed in the wave pool without a top. He thought I was a topless girl. I'm a guy. FML" xD

noaman 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:12

MOOBS!!!

lovely997 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:22

Did you know that girls are allowed to go topless? It's discrimination. We get equal rights. It was even a law in one state I think, or two, because a female got arrested for going topless. She used that argument in court Fyiiiii;) fyl tho. Yuh must have been embarassed. Haha

deathbunny256 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 8:31

Imagine if you got a boner from seeing a topless girl in the pool and... wait... no it's just a fat 15 year old guy.

Unregistered 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 15:03

wow. . . you ******* femenists have to make a case out of everything huh? Next thing you know "how come men get to pay to get into the club? I WANT TO PAY TO GET INTO THE CLUB GOD ******* DAM IT THIS IS SEXISM!"