Love: Blogged up

Blogged up

By Arran - 10/04/2011 00:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was reading a blog post by a girl that I really like. In the post, it said, "I know I'm not beautiful." I told her that I thought it wasn't true at all. She responded by crying hysterically and asking me why I would say that. It turned out that it actually said, "I know I'm beautiful." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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Tough Love

By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

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copo37 7

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:34

ehhh if she is saying I know I'm beautiful your better off not dealing with it to be honest.... conceded girls are annoying as shit just saying

Miss_Jazzalyn 4

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:35

Just say that you misread it or something. It sounds like an honest mistake, it can happen to anyone.

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lalapahalica 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:49

hahahaha re reading is just as important as reading something for the first time....silly goose xD ^.^

skywalks096 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:36

get some glasses

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 7 September 2011 13:03

She seems kind of unstable...

loganberrybat 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 22:39

She deserves it for being so damn arrogant

basketofminks 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 5:07

How exactly does one "cry hysterically" through answering a blog reply? Methinks hyperbole may be afoot here.

NIRVANA1990s 1

Saturday 2 June 2012 15:02

a little stuck up are we now?

MellyLuck1484 7

Monday 11 June 2012 13:33

reply "because beautiful isn't a good enough word to describe what you are in my eyes" instant girlfriend.

MellyLuck1484 7

Monday 11 June 2012 13:35

responding doesn't always mean hitting the "reply" button. Calling someone is a way to respond.

0h_Boy 26

Saturday 18 August 2012 8:18

Reading is fundamental

bjobabygirl 12

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:25

Next time spell check,happens to me all the time and once ya post you can't take it back so yea spell check that stuff dude

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