Health and Sports: Black Swan

Black Swan

By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:17 - Australia

Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML

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Memorable presentation

By paul - 02/02/2010 11:25 - France

Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML

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My fault

By Craig - 05/02/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someone's neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage, but I guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say "Hello, my name is-" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By gassy - 29/12/2012 09:32 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By BlueMacaw - 25/07/2016 14:38 - United States - Edmond

Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML

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Lokizzle 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:11

Quite and achoovement. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:11

Aw, yuck. You sneezed EVERYWHERE... but not your hand (I guess?), so that was mean of her. Shoulda held your nose, maybe?

Comments

R3nesmee 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 2:36

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

corbygray528 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:01

I hate you. So much right now.

R3nesmee 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:19

I'm sorry, I've just always wanted to do that on here... :D

thtnerdykid 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:11

what game?

thtnerdykid 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 6:24

(now i know, and lost)

Paige_Nicole10 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:16

i don't blame her. common hygine rules.

jane99 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 3:47

TIP: If you push your finger on your upper lip it numbs the nerve endings and you own't sneeze.

epicwinmaster 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:10

do you not blow your nose? how could you let that much snot build up that it flies all over the stage?

BLNovelist 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 4:30

That has to seriously be an exaggeration..you'd of have snot dripping out of your nose if there was enough to fly all over the stage. Not to mention, I think that sneeze would have made your nose explode if it had that much power behind it...really. Anyway, that was rude of her. You do have two hands - I imagine at least one didn't have snot and germs all over it.