Bizarre love triangle

By addicted2v - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 592
You deserved it 4 254

Same thing different taste

Top comments

If you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges.

If you say 'This is my brother', people tend to believe you. OP trusted their partner enough to believe the now obvious bullsh*t floating out of her gob.

Comments

People wonder why they have trust issues... And that guy and enough of a mofo to play that game, maybe you should teach him respect. With a shovel. :)

There is a debt that is owed from that jerkweed, a beatdown is a moral imperative.

monkiki62 5

Ok beat both of them up. Seriously how can someone take advantage and hurt someone like that. Set the ****** on fire.

#143 Yeah, because he sounds really thrilled that it isn't her brother. /sarcasm

ImSoEffedUp 10

Dang.... At least she didn't make up some lame excuse that her brother needed a place to stay.... Or did she....?

SheepShoop_fml 20

I find it interesting that he'd let all that happen, but if cruel people are in to walk all over you, they'll do it however. Sorry, OP.

BulletCatcher12 0

Can you spell REDRUM backwards?

Xxsoldierxx29 3

Beat the shit out of both of them

Should of went out and said u left ur wallet at home