Baywatch

By GuardOtto - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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Top comments

elizzcbs13 0

awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!

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TheBanjoHero1 0

hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.

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Comments

zach55 0

WHO THE HELL WOULD GO IN A WAVE POOL IF THEY ONLY HAD ONE ARM????

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illmatic2 16

Someone who is good at swimming with one arm. It's obviously not impossible.

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zach55 0

WHO THE HELL GOES IN A WAVE POOL IF THEY ONLY HAVE ONE ARM????

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mrmaks18 7

op great job I am writing to the baywatch set straight away

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jameses19 0

I actually just read an article on yahoo about people drowning and how you don't scream bc of lack of oxygen to the lungs an you don't flail your arms instead you try to push down with your arms to propel yourself out of the water. they said it looks nothing like you would think it would and it doesn't look anything like they portray in the movies.

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eaglesrule96 0

just doin your job

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lindseytaylor201 0

hey your just a lifeguard doing his job... something someone I know should be doing. 

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JamieRKO 0

LOL. Well, at least you still tried to do your job. Can't ask for more than that.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

where in the FML does it say he cried?

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XZero_fml 0

someone let Tommy lee jones know that we found the one armed man!!

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