Baywatch

By GuardOtto - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while lifeguarding, I saw someone in the wave-pool who appeared to be drowning. So, I jumped in to attempt to save him. Turns out he wasn't drowning, he only had one arm. He yelled at me. FML
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elizzcbs13 0

awww poor guy! but good job for attempting a rescue!

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TheBanjoHero1 0

hey, if he had really been drowning and you did nothing it'd be a whole lot worse.

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rachelleg 0

aaaawwww this reminded me of finding nemo with his dodgy little fin swimming all weird lol

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5t3ff1k4h 44

YOU THOUGHT WRONG, BITCH! Hahaha And, touche. Copy paste is easier, but on my lappytop I'd rather not :P

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s89gtr89 0

just puttin this out there im cooler than alll of you guys in this conversation :))))

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s89gtr89 0

yea... says YOU. and your word isnt law. so yes, i AM cool

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s89gtr89 0

i dont even know what you just said.....

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page4 0

You did the right thing! It sucks that it turned out to be for no reason, and it sucks that the guy made you feel badly for your mistake rather than seeing it from your perspective ... but suckiness aside, you did the right thing. Better for the man to be humble and alive, than proud and dead.

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Fluffyninja666 3

YDI for not paying attention to the people at all times

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doin_ur_mom 0

I give u credit even if it was unnecessary nice bravery and poor dude

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SleepOnStones 5

What a douchebag. Didn't he realize you were just doing your job?

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Dys7 3

At least you're doing your job and not sleeping like some OTHER Fml's

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