Health and Injury: Bad idea

Bad idea

By Not-so-good-gymnast - 27/09/2009 08:35 - Australia

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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By anonymous - 26/05/2016 00:34 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I went to a trampoline park and jumped into an adult-area foam pit that apparently used to be for children. I guess it never occurred to them to change the depth of it, as I now have a fractured ankle. FML

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By rangerluke - 25/02/2016 15:52 - United States

Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML

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By Malpal - 23/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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The harder they come…

By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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cucuto89 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:10

you went out of your way to remove a safety device that you didn't even think was a hindrance to it at all. YDI 110%

ALittleBitCrazy 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 16:07

Fail!

Comments

hitherestranger 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:30

"SAFETY padding" seems like a give-away..

bethangrubb 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:36

YDI for having sex with puppies and stuff... serious though... ydi you dumb bitch.

cornsnake 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:45

ydi. why do you think its called "safety padding"?

patriots_fan12 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:47

Wowwwwww id say thats just rlly bad carma or ur just plan stupidd

ComaWhiteLove 18

Thursday 28 November 2013 12:38

This coming from the person that doesn't know how to spell Karma.

ScaryPants3 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:54

Hahahahahahahahahaha oh my gosh. There's no way you don't deserve it.

supagirl910 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:01

Total complete fail.

iFruit 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:14

This is a WTF you suck moment.

Einstein714 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:15

lifes a bitch, deal with it you dumb idiot

S1R 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 18:21

"I had to pay a few thousand dollars because my daughter broke her face falling off the trampoline. FML" Be happy Darwin is dead. Otherwise he would follow this site and track down all the idiots like you so he can "clean" the gene pool. Epic Fail.