Sports and Love: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Noname - 17/03/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 221

You deserved it 24 547

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By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 666

You deserved it 11 392

By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 295

You deserved it 2 623

By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 532

You deserved it 34 982

By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 264

You deserved it 3 958

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 584

You deserved it 7 742

By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 020

You deserved it 32 427

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 474

You deserved it 1 377

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 084

You deserved it 1 660

By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 039

You deserved it 9 184

By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 297

You deserved it 47 122

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:07

So? Don't they deserve love?! Don't they deserve a second chance?!

AlexJakubsen1 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:10

hey, don't you chicks like convicts? ever seen step up? don't be a snobby bitch

Comments

HomeBurger 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:37

What #2 said. Unless you say he's in there for murdering his ex or something, stop complaining.

Aetius_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:54

You have a long life of being attracted to the wrong men ahead of you. Enjoy!

bambiNo_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:55

awhh don't judge him maybe the police just outran him...

JustAGirl_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:00

C'mon, how many girls are into that "bad boy" thing? This is just a tad melodramatic.

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:20

You don't really have to be a "bad boy" to have gone to jail or get a criminal record.

JuggaletteKlown 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:02

that's true. weed doesn't hurt anyone, but if u get caught suddenly you're a criminal.

Josh_Sawdo 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:20

hey are u a guy? if so msg me ;)

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:28

this is creepy.

Komatose 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:37

So? if they'll let him go to a track meet, he prolly didn't do something that bad. Besides, how many guys will you always know *exactly* where they are at all times?

dwights 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:38

jail bait :)

ohdamn_fml 2

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:50

Did somebody really just reference Step Up? WTF is wrong with the world today...

dragon_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 21:52

i would've say: can i have my number back please? lol, better than my friend's school upstate, a mile to the left is a prison, and one mile to the right is psychiatric ward.