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Bad boy

By Noname - 17/03/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML

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By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 666

You deserved it 11 392

By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 295

You deserved it 2 623

By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 532

You deserved it 34 982

By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 264

You deserved it 3 958

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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You deserved it 7 742

By gabby - 24/02/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, I dolled myself up and hit the campus gym, hoping to leave with a cute boy's number. I left in a stretcher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 020

You deserved it 32 427

By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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You deserved it 1 377

Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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You deserved it 1 660

By jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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You deserved it 9 184

By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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You deserved it 47 122

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:07

So? Don't they deserve love?! Don't they deserve a second chance?!

AlexJakubsen1 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:10

hey, don't you chicks like convicts? ever seen step up? don't be a snobby bitch

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how_to_implode 17

Thursday 26 November 2009 6:39

Well, maybe he's been corrected.

Flowergirrrl 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 22:02

ahh sux!

Mitch1134 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:05

yea what the hell i went to juvy and a rehab doesn't mean I'm a bad person..you shouldn't judge people you don't even know

pandalover69 26

Monday 21 December 2009 8:54

well at least you told you the truth right upfront

akiluv 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 1:01

#9, you spelled freaking/fricking wrong. but I give you a hug for defending him. ^_^

akiluv 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 1:05

I agree #30!! don't judge a book by it's cover. it might just end up biting you in the ass.

akiluv 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 1:10

#88 hugs for being open about it.

ChristianVballer 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 20:49

I did the same thing except he goes to school and were " talking" now. I'm sorry though.

Californiagurl68 0

Friday 16 July 2010 4:01

haha I met a guy like tht at one of my track meets..

alexxss_fml 10

Tuesday 27 July 2010 19:26

sooooooo he's a bad boy!! suck it up and go **** behind the bleachers!!!

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Bad boy

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