Embarrassing, Dogs, Babysitter and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 20:14 - United States - Columbia City

Today, a dog bit me, tearing a hole through my sweatpants, my shorts, and my underwear, all to get at the dog treat I'd hidden in my pocket. FML

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By ScoozieBooze - 20/12/2012 18:17 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML

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By 1D-107 - 31/07/2012 17:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I was babysitting three kids, one of whom was particularly difficult to control. While trying to get him to behave, the two girls came up behind me and pulled my pants down. In front of a huge window open to the street below. FML

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Whoops

By ER1C - 16/05/2016 12:35 - Canada

Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I had my boss and his family over for dinner. Our kids played while waiting for dinner to be ready. Just as we were sitting to eat, our 8-year-olds ran out and my son says "Look at Baxter! I found underwear with a tail hole!" They had found my crotchless panties and put them on the dog. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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spankyness 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:26

Dog has been trained well

Lou_Briccant 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:27

You're a girl, right?

Comments

greedy_dead_soul 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:25

[dupe]

mrilake 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:17

I don't think that's an FML at all; I'm sure this made that guy's night. Also, lots of people have asked why the OP was wearing a thong to go babysitting.... some people wear thongs 24/7, not just for special occasions or sexual encounters.

starstarstar 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:31

For everyone asking why thongs + sweatpants, haven't you ever noticed that you can see the line of a girl's underwear when she wears sweats? Girls wear thongs to prevent having those lines!

MelzerB 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:36

Grow up.. it's a thong. At least you were wearing underwear

tateno 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:36

i agree with the previous post lol

Jaxro 6

Friday 3 April 2009 4:43

Oh noes! Someone saw my underwear, alert the presses. 70% of people today walk around with their asses hanging out...

Theos_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 4:54

Imagine a 400 pound girl in sweatpants-still think it's hot? (clothing and accessories aren't everything)

melonhead901 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:07

That's what you get for wearing a thong noob

fuckingshit 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:08

no wonder why it was humping your leg ;)

GirlX 0

Friday 3 April 2009 5:04

I wonder why the dad didn't try to pull the dog off of you...? Especially because it seems the humping would be glaringly obvious, given that he's a big enough dog to accidentally pull down your sweatpants. But I hope the family didn't hold it against you! No crime in wearing a thong.