Intimacy: Awkward

Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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arcticdoctorwho 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

jizzwold 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:32

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

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ballinbridgey 0

Monday 24 October 2011 2:27

Lol. That would make someone uncomfortable:p

LoveLessXlll 8

Monday 24 October 2011 2:45

Well, you are no James bond. THAT'S FOR SURE.

varkey 7

Monday 24 October 2011 4:04

YDI. You don't at least lock your door when watching that, and don't have the presence of mind to hide when you hear someone approaching? You're an idiot.

varkey 7

Monday 24 October 2011 4:08

You don't lock the door or have the presence of mind to hide it when you hear someone approach? You, OP, are an idiot. YDI.

QuarterOPie 3

Monday 24 October 2011 4:58

Today while going to my sons room to have a conversation i noticed pornhub opened on his computer and couldnt get out of the conversation. FML

jjdominguez 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:59

One word sexy haha JK

qwertyuiop12333 0

Monday 24 October 2011 9:17

How old are you, 10?

b123oo 0

Monday 24 October 2011 5:10

dude that sucks mabey u should use your phone

writergirl23 19

Monday 24 October 2011 5:16

Snicker

writergirl23 19

Monday 24 October 2011 5:20

#105 Just because someone watches **** does not instantly make them a rapist who gets off at every girl he sees. The person who commented and made all these replies should know that, too.