At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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MasterShake1100 0

Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL

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genesisnirvana 11

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

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vhillsflove 0

Haha where do you live where cops are that nice?

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cldean24 4

Yeah, no flippin joke. My dad dealt drugs. I've never done any or dealt with any drugs in my life. But they did find it appropriate to yank me out of bed, shove me against a wall, and for some reason handcuff me after they came into the house at 4 am (heavy sleeper) because no one answered and my dad was out of town and breaking parole. A polite, "this is the police, get out of the bed." would have sufficed. I was also all of 13 years old.

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cldean24 4

And that was more traumatizing than anything I ever saw around my dad.

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Boob_fml 6

Cops have been killed by 13 year olds. I'd rather place potential threats in handcuffs and go home at the end of a shift.

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rezzel 0

i would u not know he was a dealer? lol

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taquitosupremo 0

I would actually like to see this raid on YouTube. Thumbs up if you want to see it on YouTube!!!

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NickyK 25

Goes amazingly perfect with your user :P

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haiu2323 10

nice cops for a change huh? at least they didn't give you a cavity search...but yeah, your life does suck op.

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sticky246 0

Parents These days gotta watch em like hawks;)

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SociopathicSmurf 6

Aw, that's sweet. It's good to know that a government system of sorts takes a positive interest in you.

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tori51090 11

It's really sad that you found out like that. I hope you get through this ok........

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bc4025567575 3

Lol I cant stop making fun of California and their posts. What a joke of a state.

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