At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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MasterShake1100 0

Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL

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genesisnirvana 11

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

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mustasho 0

U would have been " nice to meet you too :D "

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ladyreal420 3

rule number one ur father broke.......DON'T GET CAUGHT.......must have been a snitch somewhere down the line......

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reptarqueen89 8

Well, at least you know where Christmas comes from :)

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Cramirez71 0

At least they wer nice haha

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racheljessie 17

I guess OP thought their dad just kept a lot of cough syrup around the house because he got a lot of colds! Now she knows better! LOL!

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notouchyy 6

Cops can be total dicks at times.. Just saying.

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bluetorpedo 0

no 55 your just a dick sometimes.... cops have senses of humor.

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fie_wa 6

Wow.. That must have been quite a surprise! "Hey, it's you! Bernie, come see, it's his kid! Nice to meet ya!"

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Arch27 27

I'm guessing now is a great time to move out.

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