Work, Sex and Cheating: Admit it - FML

Admit it

By Rick - 02/10/2023 08:00

Spicy

Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 22:00 - United States - Wolcott

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Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML

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By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

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Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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Great timing

By letdown - 19/07/2020 14:01

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Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

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Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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By BlueBallMcGee - 11/05/2009 12:08 - United States

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Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

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Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

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Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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All kinds of wrong

By Anonymous - 10/04/2024 14:00 - United States

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Today, I had my girlfriend over after my wife went to work. She looked so sexy in her outfit, I couldn’t resist. I ripped her clothes off and began to do her on my couch… until I heard my daughter’s voice asking, “Dad, who’s that?” Apparently, she was home sick from school. FML

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Romantic mood

By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 02:00

Spicy

Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuck buddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML

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No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Spicy

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

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myfakeacc 12

Monday 2 October 2023 8:04

number 1 rule of being married is don't put yourself in those positions dinner to work on a project. please you wanted it to happen

vchan 20

Monday 2 October 2023 8:35

Tell your wife, she will probably leave you = problem solved. F*ck her life.

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L0life29 6

Monday 2 October 2023 21:39

yup….trash…..on a different note….what’s your wife’s number?

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