A different kind of wind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

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katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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Laurenlou 24

OP, only a true couple can laugh about these things together. :) Enjoy his silliness and be glad you aren't constantly fighting!!

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Shans021 4

thats hillarious! ...and yes this comment is coming from a girl so get some humor :P

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perdix 29

You might not want to put your mouth on that souvenir didgeridoo you got from Australia. I'm sure your husband played it anally.

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leadman1989 15

So that would make it a disgeriDON'T Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!1111111one I'm sad now. :(

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MAXCAT1220 0

Now it's your turn to queef on it and see if it rings :)

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RainbowzSkittlez 6

He must have a powerful fart O:

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coltsrock37 15

You should have piped up or chimed in pre-fart. Pun aside, his farts are telepathically communicating with the wind chimes

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eatpussy 0

You have an.....interesting.... Husband. I wouldnt put your mouth on it though

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