Gross and Farts: A different kind of wind

A different kind of wind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

Yay! Im not the only one!

katiebearr10 0

Monday 5 September 2011 15:59

I farted after I read this xD

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moosechiefs 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:29

EPIC! Now he should try a wind turbine.

TheRoulette16 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:49

LMAO I hope to have a husband like that.!!!

alexistheboss365 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:19

I farted when I read this so did my mom :o

cmclein 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:22

Wow WTF he must have REALLY been bored

skyttlz 32

Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:54

The "it did" made me laugh.

tandem123 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 3:34

I'm also gonna throw on the pile here with the bassoon. Or base clarinet. Both would be great.

MrLoux 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:30

awesome!

LilMama92108 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:35

Haha like a BOSS.

maggiemae14 2

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:49

yeah buddy!

tlccarino 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 4:54

that's awesome!

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Today, I got popcorn when getting groceries. I was excited to see popcorn butter spray on sale and decided to try it. Excited, I made some popcorn while I went to use the can. Butter sprayed like an aerosol can all over my desk and floor. Now, my apartment smells like a movie theater and there's butter EVERYWHERE! FML

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Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship on-line. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML

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Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

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Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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