A different kind of wind

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML
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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Yay! Im not the only one!

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katiebearr10 0

I farted after I read this xD

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thir13enthour 0

That's so awesome!

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mpclaw 3

Kinda clever if you ask me. Guys and farts. Who'd of guessed.

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MsKittyKatWeber 10

You married him! Admit it, you love his "talent."

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Felix_Felicis15 8

If the husband could make music with a windchime, a flute, and a clarinet, imagine what he could do with an oboe! He is rather epic.

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Darrenthegreat 0

Your going to have to stop feeding him beans

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Mr_Darkside 5

Your husband is made of hearts, tarts and unicorn farts. You should be proud.

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chiddy_bang71 0

I think I'm going to jump on the suggest-an-instrument-for-your-husband-to-play-with-his-ass bandwagon and suggest a didgeridoo.

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