Gross and Farts: A different kind of wind

@77, ShannonReneee: Please forgive my unintentional apparent plagiarism of your post. FML for posting before reading. In addition, I like your mind! :)

92910bg 4

Monday 5 September 2011 17:29

U should bottle him try and save on ur gas bills

Shayton 12

Monday 5 September 2011 17:33

He is the chosen one

PopsicleLicker 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:39

he must have used the force.

oklahomaguy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 17:51

You should have showed him up by blowing a snatch fart at it. Have it ringing like the vatican on easter sunday.

moosechiefs 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 1:26

If there is brown smoke what does that mean?

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