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Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5894) - you deserved it (24494)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:43pm - animals - by Shinobi_3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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congratulations on catching and killing a fly it's quite hard

#2 - On 02/26/2010 at 5:06pm by marathdamane91

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That's what real men do. It isn't a legitimate kill unless your body is smeared with the victim's entrails.

#36 - On 02/26/2010 at 7:07pm by uxoriouswidow

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