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Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24712) - you deserved it (3852)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:32pm - animals - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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Did you know flaming bags of poop cause bacterial fungi infections causing hemmorages to the carrotid artery and lead to blue palpatations of the endocrine sweat glands when stepped on? Leading cause of death in the US. If only more people were aware of the danger.

#11 - On 02/02/2010 at 5:34pm by alexandraa

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Billy Madison anyone???

#3 - On 02/02/2010 at 5:26pm by pooter_stink

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