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I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping mah leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of mah huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65057) - you deserved it (11065)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Dog has been trained well

#2 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:26pm by spankyness

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You're a girl, right?

#4 - On 04/02/2009 at 8:27pm by Lou_Briccant

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