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Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (4378)

On 12/10/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

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Your dog doesn't need to see your face to know it's you.

#6 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:31pm by nonconscious

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you should hide a spare key outside your house.

on the bright side, if anyone breaks into your house, you know they won't have a good time doing it...

#2 - On 12/10/2009 at 1:23pm by jlaine910

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