Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29592) - you deserved it (3143)

On 12/07/2009 at 3:54am - animals - by SeeMeInTheDark (man) - United States (Maryland)

Top comments

If that's all they do, not a big deal. My best friend makes little cat noises when he works.
I've learned what they mean, so I can tell if he's tired, annoyed, happy, ect.
It's actually pretty amusing.

#11 - On 12/07/2009 at 10:42am by Emrysa

See in context

Wow...That's pretty reminiscent of my freshman year roommate. She would meow and crawl between your legs every time you came in the room.
I switched halfway through the semester because she was freaking insane.

#1 - On 12/07/2009 at 10:12am by lexi_k

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: