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Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 3:54am - animals - by SeeMeInTheDark (man) - United States (Maryland)

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If that's all they do, not a big deal. My best friend makes little cat noises when he works.
I've learned what they mean, so I can tell if he's tired, annoyed, happy, ect.
It's actually pretty amusing.

#11 - On 12/07/2009 at 10:42am by Emrysa

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its okay...my roommate barks, often, and sticks her head in the couch and says "i am an ostrich!"


i'm not even kidding.

#29 - On 12/07/2009 at 1:05pm by dearcourtney

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