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Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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On 11/21/2009 at 10:25pm - animals - by gbabyy (woman) - United States (New York)

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She tried to scratch your face? How is she that bad with her behavior already?! She needs to be spanked.

#3 - On 11/22/2009 at 3:27am by Quietcannon

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When you say "daughter," you mean "cat" right? That would make a lot more sense, in multiple places.

#26 - On 11/22/2009 at 9:29am by Mudley

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