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Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26256) - you deserved it (3692)

On 11/13/2009 at 1:34pm - animals - by PuppyLove2009 (woman) - United States (California)

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i hope she didn't charge you for the coupons.

#33 - On 11/13/2009 at 10:59pm by muffinsareyummy

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Well, I guess now all of the dog-lovers from the cat-peeing-on-the-stove FML can't really talk now.

#6 - On 11/13/2009 at 5:25pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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