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Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27912) - you deserved it (5394)

On 10/10/2009 at 5:53pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Holy crap, you're a woman and you wear a bra? How will you ever live this down?

#3 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:25pm by Broeman

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that's not even that bad.

#2 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:24pm by livexlaughxlove1

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