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Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (8053)

On 10/09/2009 at 2:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

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Dude. You should have joined them in the basket.

Enough room for twooo ;3

#1 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:06pm by Failzoid

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I see nothing wrong with him.

#16 - On 10/09/2009 at 5:31pm by Zer0de

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