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I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their pussies... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.

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you should've told her you didn't want pictures, you wanted the real thing. (take this whichever way you want)

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we got to find a new word for pussy...everytime i read it it feels like i have to chew some orbits gum or something

I wish that girls at the parties I go to would whip out their phones and show me their pussies... It's a shame I don't party with crazy cat ladies.

Well it could have been worse, she could have been showing you pictures of her beaver, chewing on some wood ;-)

It wasn't your birthday right? So then stop bitching! Besides, its not like your friend uninvited you because of too many people...

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