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Today, I was at my friends house for the first time in months. I saw her newest chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye. FML


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On 09/23/2009 at 1:55am - animals - by GreatAim - United States (Ohio)

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Chihuahuas tend to do that.

#1 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:41am by MiniatureMayhem

See in context dog did that once and it is a pekingnese.....she peed on my crotch when i picked her up....

#2 - On 09/23/2009 at 6:46am by 1m_b0r3d

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