Love, Pranks, Cheating and Troll: Something about fish and cats

Something about fish and cats

By ImaDbag - 12/05/2023 10:00

Today, I finally met my dream woman: a smokin’ hot green-eyed petite redhead. Or so I thought. I met her online and “she” turned out to be a 22 year-old guy trolling me. The worst part is that I separated from my wife for this girl. She won’t take me back no matter how much I beg and plead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 124

You deserved it 3 931

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Same thing different taste

By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 423

You deserved it 8 822

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 475

You deserved it 5 815

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 466

You deserved it 5 454

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 200

You deserved it 78 610

By Anonymous - 09/07/2015 19:46 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 904

You deserved it 5 394

Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 933

You deserved it 4 188

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 187

Out of the blue

By TheLastGreatDope - 20/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 417

You deserved it 462

Unlucky in love

By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 10:00 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 807

You deserved it 4 368

lgrave 7

Friday 12 May 2023 12:20

You separated from your wife because a "girl" you only know online? Are your parents cousins?

lv2drum 7

Friday 12 May 2023 12:19

you get no sympathy, your ex deserves better.

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lv2drum 7

Friday 12 May 2023 12:19

you get no sympathy, your ex deserves better.

lgrave 7

Friday 12 May 2023 12:20

You separated from your wife because a "girl" you only know online? Are your parents cousins?

mike3775 35

Friday 12 May 2023 12:26

Puff puff pass buddy. If you really think your wife should take you back after apologizing for leaving her for another woman, I want what you smoking, because it’s some good stuff

mala_19 19

Friday 12 May 2023 13:46

Your wife dodged a bullet. Why would she change that?

JasonThorn 19

Friday 12 May 2023 15:25

Say it with me now, OP. "If something is too good to be true, IT USUALLY IS."

Shzusuziq11 10

Friday 12 May 2023 15:38

an online girl you never met? Just how dumb are you?

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 12 May 2023 16:17

you broke a happy home over someone you never met just because she looked pretty. you're a dumbass and your wife deserves better. good on your wife for tossing out the trash