Animals: Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of...

By Maggie123 - 14/09/2009 05:07 - Canada

Today, I was taking my morning pills. There had been a lot of fruit flies in my house lately. I grabbed a cup of water beside to sink to wash the pills down. As soon as I tasted the drink, I realized it was vinegar and dish soap used to trap the flies. I washed my pills down with dead flies. FML

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By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2020 17:01 - Germany

Today, I was cleaning up after my mom visited with her dogs. She'd left a little pill jar on the kitchen counter. Had she forgotten her medicine? It made a weird, soft sound when I shaked it. I opened the lid to shake some pills into my hand, only it wasn't pills. It was two fat ticks. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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By KKimrae_ness - 28/05/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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_DANTE_ 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:31

Who chugs a random glass of water lying on their sink in the first place? Gross.

Jupi_fml 2

Monday 14 September 2009 12:37

I want to say you deserve it for not paying attention, but I don't think anyone really TRULY deserves to gulp that down, unknowingly or not.

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Artanias 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:09

First! My first first, EVER. That aside, holy ******* shit a nasty experience, think i woulda puked for 10 mins straight after that, yuck :( FYL!

Zhejan 0

Monday 14 September 2009 13:08

Wait, wait, wait... so you said "As soon as you tasted the drink," you realized it was some foreign substance. Then you say "I washed my pills down," presumably telling us that you swallowed the vinegar. Now, here's what's wrong with your FML. Either your an idiot, have no sense of taste, or a liar. I'll say it's the third, because the moment you tasted that vinegar, you would have spat it out, not drank it. And, naturally, people will try to defend the "reality" of this FML, because some people mindlessly defend every FML on this site, regardless of how fake it may be. The excuse I expect is that "well, he could have poured it directly into his throat, and didn't have time to taste it until he swallowed it." Untrue. I practically did that with a glass of spoiled milk last week, and I spat it out the moment it hit the inside of my mouth.

timtam24 0

Monday 14 September 2009 14:36

i have swallowed liquid before in one gulp then tasted it afterwards... maybe that's the case here... Though its pretty stupid to grab a random object then drink/ eat it.

TheDoge 0

Monday 14 September 2009 15:02

YDI for trapping flies

Mirequetz 6

Monday 14 September 2009 18:18

I don't get why you would pick up a glass of stagnant water that was sitting beside the sink... that and not noticing dead flies in it.

batman5566 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:13

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9six7four4 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:17

Even though you realized it was vinegar and soap you drank it anyway? Uhh, that's beastly of you?

TigressUK 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:34

No...obviously she took a big gulp of the glass in one go, and in the process tasted it...

Phallus_fml 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:19

Yeeehaaa I'm first!! I'm first!!

redbluegreen 40

Monday 14 September 2009 13:25

Really? Seriously?

robertlovespi 3

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:06

First fail.

AbbyAbyss 5

Sunday 3 June 2012 6:50

Correction: Yeeeeah I'm fourth! I'm fourth!!

pwnrzero 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:20

what do you expect? after going on this website, this should be nothing more than the norm. but seriously. FYL

_DANTE_ 0

Monday 14 September 2009 12:31

Who chugs a random glass of water lying on their sink in the first place? Gross.

Plumppotato 3

Monday 14 September 2009 22:51

i do. you never know what new and fascinating flavor that simple glass may hold. it could open your eyes to something exciting! imagine trying to live your life knowing that somewhere out there in a glass on the side of a sink somewhere there could be a drink thats waiting to be drunk and reveal to you all the secrets of life, but because your too scared or close minded to open up and accept something new, you may never know! but most the time it tastes like shit.

357oboh 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 3:52

LOL? nice comment lol. but otherwise YDI

usnwife 18

Sunday 20 November 2011 20:39

I've seen so many fml's involving drinking random cups of "water" I really don't get it. I NEVER drink anything that was just sitting around! Even if I know it was my water from last night, bugs and dust can easily get in there overnight...