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Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46353) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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I believe that one of the things that this website teaches us is "Don't let kids carry stuff"

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#8 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:19am by Juggalette_623

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Ohh god.. I just pictured that D:

#2 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:14am by xEmGai

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